Title: Would You Rather…?
Run Time: 16 min 54 secs
Host: Luke Rodgers
Panelists: Nabbit, Oktober
Topic: Majorly Lacking…So Would you Rather…?
- Due to scheduling issues…we are lacking a Major Monocle. This makes it difficult to begin Major Monocle Month, so the panel decides to play a game of “Would You Rather…”
- “Would You Rather…Eat A Rat or an Alligator?” Everyone on the panel has actually eaten alligator so that is the prevailing choice. However, Nabbit brings up the idea that Hollywood has prepared him to eat rat. Oktober brings up the CatMan of Scotland and Nabbit Googles it the moment she brought it up.
- “Would You Rather…Be a Guitar Prodigy or Be Able to Speak Any Language Fluently?” Oktober says guitar prodigy just to get close to many of her favorite musicians. Nabbit would go with the language ability because he believes he could learn to play a guitar, but he would have extreme difficulty learning a second language let alone all of them.
- “Would You Rather…Be Abducted by Aliens or By Clowns?” Nabbit believes that anything with clowns will end badly, but with aliens there’s a chance they’re gonna take you out for a burger and fries. Oktober is supportive of the alien choice.
- “Would You Rather…be forced to sound like Jar Jar Binks or Bobcat Goldthwait for a month?” The panel overwhelming goes with Bobcat Goldthwait and not just because of his appearance in a snickers commercial.
- “Would You Rather…Have your Browser History or your Credit History released to the public?” Nabbit thinks that those two things are linked so if you release one it’s like looking at both. Oktober figures that her browser history is pretty boring so she says that her credit history would be more interesting.
- “Would You Rather…be trapped in a Violent Video Game or a Horror Movie?” Oktober thinks a horror movie would be more fun (unless it’s a zombie movie). Nabbit thinks the weapon selection of video games is better than the ones available in horror movies. His argument is that it would increase his chances of survival.